Post by {-OSG-}Hudson on Feb 13, 2006 16:28:14 GMT 10
[glow=red,2,300]Prelude too Fall of Malta [/glow]
“We’re fucked.”
That’s all that went threw my head when I heard of the impending attack by the Assassins. They were known across Sirius for there ruthless aggression and there seemingly excellent skill at fighting in the vacuum of space. As far as I know, everyone which went up against the assassins was never heard from again. Doesn’t matter anyway, if I die it would at least be for something unlike the rest of my life.
“Intelligence reports the main attack force will be cruising in at this trajectory from Tau-37, hopefully the bulk of their forces will consist of battle cruisers and destroyers to give our fighters a chance to attack there sub systems and take them apart bit by bit. Hudson, you will be leading delta squad threw the Assassins front lines, me and Han will proceed to fly the remaining squads around to there flanks and then split up two attack them on the left flank and right, any questions?”
The conference room stayed silent, everyone knew that we had no chance in hell of defeating them. Phoenix would usually be the optimistic one and get us out of any situation but for the first time we all felt he was uncertain. Han finally broke the silence and asked,
“What about the Outcasts, we expecting any backup?”
Phoenix quickly replied “The Outcasts said they will back us up however they can but if things get too heated they will be pulling out.”
I started to wonder about the Assassin pilots and then I asked,
“Sir, what about the Slayer, will it be fighting?”
Phoenix looked down at his data pad then back up to me,
“As far as I know Hudson, the Assassins have committed all there forces for this battle.”
The reason I asked was obvious, rumour has it Slayer was half machine, half human. That gives him a certain advantage I’d think. Also the stories which surround him are dark and brutal, his victories are legendary.
“There fleet is expected to arrive in twenty three hours, I expect all you to party all night, get shit faced and get laid before then, understood?”
The entire room seemed to lighten up at this positive statement from there commander.
“Dismissed!”
I waited for everyone to leave until it was just me and Phoenix, didn’t take him long to realise I was uneasy about this. He asked,
“Hudson, what’s up?”
“I’ve just never exactly been in a battle like this before. Sure I’ve had my share of small skirmishes but this is a bit over my head.” I replied.
Phoenix took a small bag out of his pocket and handed it to me, to my surprise it was a bag of Cardi.
“Hudson, take this, smoke the whole thing and I guarantee all your worries will go away.”
Phoenix started to laugh and as he walked out of the room he was greeted by two women which each took Phoenix’s hands. He looked back at me and winked and then proceeded down a corridor. I couldn’t help but smile at the fact that he could quite possibly be the most down to earth commander you could ever know.
I met up with Han in a bar not too far away. I quickly noticed him passing around a Cardi pipe to about three other women,
“Typical Han.” I thought.
I noticed some guy passed out across the table from Han so I just pushed him off the chair and I sat down.
“What’s up, Han?
Han looked up and gave me an evil grin.
“Just giving these women some happy dust so they’re more open to my suggestions.” Han signalled me to come closer and he whispered into my ear,
“I’m hoping to get them all into bed, all at once, you know, lesbian style.”
Han leaned back into his chair and laughed softly. I looked over all three of the girls, they were coned up alright and I laughed at the fact that Han would most likely get what he wanted. Cardi really does bring out the Wild in you.
I got out the bag that Phoenix gave me and opened it up; I smelled it and savoured the smell.
“Damn this smells good.”
I decided to skip pleasantries and go straight into it; I quickly got out a Cardi-snorter and then started to sprinkle the Cardi on the table. I straightened it up a bit and then put the snorter on one end of it, I put my nose on the other end and then said out loud,
“Hear I go!”
I quickly snorted the whole line of Cardi and then pulled my head back. I sniffed the rest of it which was stuck in the inside of my nose and then closed my eyes. I could hear Han and the girls cheering me on and I quickly noticed the effect. Everyone seemed to be louder then before. I opened my eyes and almost by instinct I started staring at a cute redhead I could see across the table from me. I just kept staring at her just thinking about all the things I’d like to do too her. She then noticed me and winked at me; I took this as a sign and proceeded to stand up. I felt the whole weight on the world on my back as a walked very slowly around the table too her, everything around me was swaying with me, everyone was shouting, it was so loud but I didn’t care. I needed to get to her, she is my quest. I got out a piece of paper and ticked the quest box; it shined like a star and then I levelled up. My whole body sparkled and I noticed my Charisma level had got a plus 2 rating.
“Great…” I thought, “…if I get her in bed I could get to level five.”
I started to think that I was in a video game; I was Hudson, a level two with my specialty being a ‘Fucker’. I finally made it too her and sat down next too her.
“Hey, is your melon a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice fathers.”
I didn’t notice until it was too late that I kind of mixed the words up though it didn’t seem to put her off. I swallowed and then asked,
“I noticed you winked at me, does that mean your place or mine?”
She frowned for a second and then asked,
“I didn’t wink at you.”
I got confused, I was sure she winked at me.
“Are you sure you didn’t wink at me, because I’m sure you did.”
My head was spinning all over the place, all I wanted to do was rest my head on her beautiful chest and it seems I’m going to do that anyway. I started to lean forward, my head was so heavy. But before I could rest my head on her breasts she quickly grabbed my head and looked into my face with a fiery look.
“If you’re going to do that sort of thing we might as well go over to my place!”
Woh, I was surprised. I didn’t expect this so soon, she started to smile and gave me a playful look.
“Fucking awesome.” I thought.
I stood up and then gave her my hand, she stood up and then instantly I picked her up off her feet. She giggled and then pulled my head closer to hers; unfortunately my body had other ideas which I didn’t agree with. I could feel the gravity of the world pulling me backwards and before I knew it I was falling down with this beautiful woman in my hands. I hit the ground hard and just lied there, everyone around me was laughing at me and the only person that seemed to care was the woman currently cradled in my arms.
“Are you alright sweetie?”
I nodded and smiled, she smiled back and she helped me back up.
“Maybe I should drive.” She suggested.
I nodded again and then started to walk towards the exit with her at my side. As soon as I got out I looked up into the night sky and felt a plop of water on my face. I looked up curiously and before I knew it, it started raining hard. I couldn’t believe it, it was raining on Malta. It was extremely rare for it to rain but it was wonderful.
“Come on, you don’t want to catch a cold do you?” The redhead asked.
I turned to face her and I smiled.
“Well I guess you could just warm me up afterwards.”
She laughed and we started walking from cover to cover down the street. My head was spinning and I still didn’t understand what the fuck was going on. All I knew was that I was going home with someone I hardly knew and I was going to get laid. We finally made it too the hotel which seemed quite expensive, like royalty expensive if you know what I mean. We walked in and we were greeted by some guy in a blue suit.
“Evening Miss Wells, your room has been prepared.”
The guy looked me over in disgust and said,
“Will you be taking this…man with you?”
She laughed and replied,
“Yes, I will be. What’s left of him anyway.”
The man nodded and then led us to the elevator; he pressed the top floor button and then waited. He kept looking at me in disgust which kind of set me off,
“You got a fucking problem lets take this outside.”
Miss Wells quickly put her hand over my mouth and laughed at the man jokingly,
“He’s just a little off his face at the moment.”
The Doorman looked at me and then back to her and replied,
“Very well ma’am.”
If we were on another planet like Manhattan or somewhere else that comment, off your face would have got me and her kicked out but seeing this is Malta, the Cardi capital, its kind of a normal thing.
Finally after a long wait the elevator came down and Miss Wells (I know her name now, woohoo) helped me into the elevator. She pressed the fifty second floor and then we started going up. My head felt weird as we went up, like it was still down at the bottom floor. Every now and then I had to look at Miss Wells to help me remember what the hell I was doing, I was so tripping out.
I couldn’t help it but I grabbed her ass and she got surprised. I suppose she expected that I was too off my face to do shit. I slowly pulled her towards me and then kissed her on her neck, I felt up and down her back with one hand groping onto her breast with the other. I could here her breathing harder and in my state of mind I felt as if I could hear the whole world. What I didn’t realise was that the elevator stopped awhile ago and an old couple were standing there watching. I finally realised and stopped what I was doing; Miss Wells wondered what I was doing until she turned around and saw the old couple. The old man said to us,
“This is all you young people do anymore, taking drugs and having sex all the time.”
We walked out of the elevator with a smile on our faces and then she started to lead me to her room. Just before the elevator doors closed I heard faintly the old woman say,
“Why don’t you act like that anymore Frank?”
She finally got to the door and she swiped her card, the door opened and I walked in. It was very luxurious and it reminded me of those palace buildings you’d see on Bretonia worlds.
“You want a drink?” Miss Wells asked.
I didn’t hear her and was really tripping while I was looking around. She then tapped me on the shoulder which scared the shit out of me. I turned around and was greeted by a passionate kiss on the lips. Finally she finished and then asked,
“Do you want a drink?”
“Hey, didn’t she ask that before?” I wondered to myself.
I kissed her again and then replied,
“Sure thing.”
She walked into another room and then shouted,
“Make yourself comfortable.”
I took her advice and sat down on one of the chairs, it was so comfy and I seemed to melt into it. Just next to the chair was a button,
“What the hell.” I thought.
I pressed the button and then the chair started to fold back and a chair rest came up, so comfy. I closed my eyes and started to let my mind wander and then I discovered I didn’t know this broads first name, that’s pretty funny. I opened my eyes and was about to shout out to ask her name but there she was, with a dressing down on and a wine glass in her hand.
“Hey, I just realised I don’t know your name.”
She giggled and then lied down next to me, I moved to the side a bit to give her some room.
“Do you have to know? All you really need to know is that you got a gorgeous woman next to you right now that really likes you and wants you now.”
I thought about it for a second and then realised she was right, who cares what her name is. She got something out of her pocket and cracked it and poured it into the wine, I had a feeling it was Cardi which was really cool. She took a sip and then held it above my head, I opened my mouth and she tipped it all in. Some fell too the side but she quickly licked the side of my face to get it all. She got up and then sat down on my lap with each leg on each side; I could feel her grinding on me. She then grabbed her dressing down and opened it up slowly at the front.
“Damn…” I thought “…this was going to be one hell of a night.”
To be continued...
“We’re fucked.”
That’s all that went threw my head when I heard of the impending attack by the Assassins. They were known across Sirius for there ruthless aggression and there seemingly excellent skill at fighting in the vacuum of space. As far as I know, everyone which went up against the assassins was never heard from again. Doesn’t matter anyway, if I die it would at least be for something unlike the rest of my life.
“Intelligence reports the main attack force will be cruising in at this trajectory from Tau-37, hopefully the bulk of their forces will consist of battle cruisers and destroyers to give our fighters a chance to attack there sub systems and take them apart bit by bit. Hudson, you will be leading delta squad threw the Assassins front lines, me and Han will proceed to fly the remaining squads around to there flanks and then split up two attack them on the left flank and right, any questions?”
The conference room stayed silent, everyone knew that we had no chance in hell of defeating them. Phoenix would usually be the optimistic one and get us out of any situation but for the first time we all felt he was uncertain. Han finally broke the silence and asked,
“What about the Outcasts, we expecting any backup?”
Phoenix quickly replied “The Outcasts said they will back us up however they can but if things get too heated they will be pulling out.”
I started to wonder about the Assassin pilots and then I asked,
“Sir, what about the Slayer, will it be fighting?”
Phoenix looked down at his data pad then back up to me,
“As far as I know Hudson, the Assassins have committed all there forces for this battle.”
The reason I asked was obvious, rumour has it Slayer was half machine, half human. That gives him a certain advantage I’d think. Also the stories which surround him are dark and brutal, his victories are legendary.
“There fleet is expected to arrive in twenty three hours, I expect all you to party all night, get shit faced and get laid before then, understood?”
The entire room seemed to lighten up at this positive statement from there commander.
“Dismissed!”
I waited for everyone to leave until it was just me and Phoenix, didn’t take him long to realise I was uneasy about this. He asked,
“Hudson, what’s up?”
“I’ve just never exactly been in a battle like this before. Sure I’ve had my share of small skirmishes but this is a bit over my head.” I replied.
Phoenix took a small bag out of his pocket and handed it to me, to my surprise it was a bag of Cardi.
“Hudson, take this, smoke the whole thing and I guarantee all your worries will go away.”
Phoenix started to laugh and as he walked out of the room he was greeted by two women which each took Phoenix’s hands. He looked back at me and winked and then proceeded down a corridor. I couldn’t help but smile at the fact that he could quite possibly be the most down to earth commander you could ever know.
I met up with Han in a bar not too far away. I quickly noticed him passing around a Cardi pipe to about three other women,
“Typical Han.” I thought.
I noticed some guy passed out across the table from Han so I just pushed him off the chair and I sat down.
“What’s up, Han?
Han looked up and gave me an evil grin.
“Just giving these women some happy dust so they’re more open to my suggestions.” Han signalled me to come closer and he whispered into my ear,
“I’m hoping to get them all into bed, all at once, you know, lesbian style.”
Han leaned back into his chair and laughed softly. I looked over all three of the girls, they were coned up alright and I laughed at the fact that Han would most likely get what he wanted. Cardi really does bring out the Wild in you.
I got out the bag that Phoenix gave me and opened it up; I smelled it and savoured the smell.
“Damn this smells good.”
I decided to skip pleasantries and go straight into it; I quickly got out a Cardi-snorter and then started to sprinkle the Cardi on the table. I straightened it up a bit and then put the snorter on one end of it, I put my nose on the other end and then said out loud,
“Hear I go!”
I quickly snorted the whole line of Cardi and then pulled my head back. I sniffed the rest of it which was stuck in the inside of my nose and then closed my eyes. I could hear Han and the girls cheering me on and I quickly noticed the effect. Everyone seemed to be louder then before. I opened my eyes and almost by instinct I started staring at a cute redhead I could see across the table from me. I just kept staring at her just thinking about all the things I’d like to do too her. She then noticed me and winked at me; I took this as a sign and proceeded to stand up. I felt the whole weight on the world on my back as a walked very slowly around the table too her, everything around me was swaying with me, everyone was shouting, it was so loud but I didn’t care. I needed to get to her, she is my quest. I got out a piece of paper and ticked the quest box; it shined like a star and then I levelled up. My whole body sparkled and I noticed my Charisma level had got a plus 2 rating.
“Great…” I thought, “…if I get her in bed I could get to level five.”
I started to think that I was in a video game; I was Hudson, a level two with my specialty being a ‘Fucker’. I finally made it too her and sat down next too her.
“Hey, is your melon a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice fathers.”
I didn’t notice until it was too late that I kind of mixed the words up though it didn’t seem to put her off. I swallowed and then asked,
“I noticed you winked at me, does that mean your place or mine?”
She frowned for a second and then asked,
“I didn’t wink at you.”
I got confused, I was sure she winked at me.
“Are you sure you didn’t wink at me, because I’m sure you did.”
My head was spinning all over the place, all I wanted to do was rest my head on her beautiful chest and it seems I’m going to do that anyway. I started to lean forward, my head was so heavy. But before I could rest my head on her breasts she quickly grabbed my head and looked into my face with a fiery look.
“If you’re going to do that sort of thing we might as well go over to my place!”
Woh, I was surprised. I didn’t expect this so soon, she started to smile and gave me a playful look.
“Fucking awesome.” I thought.
I stood up and then gave her my hand, she stood up and then instantly I picked her up off her feet. She giggled and then pulled my head closer to hers; unfortunately my body had other ideas which I didn’t agree with. I could feel the gravity of the world pulling me backwards and before I knew it I was falling down with this beautiful woman in my hands. I hit the ground hard and just lied there, everyone around me was laughing at me and the only person that seemed to care was the woman currently cradled in my arms.
“Are you alright sweetie?”
I nodded and smiled, she smiled back and she helped me back up.
“Maybe I should drive.” She suggested.
I nodded again and then started to walk towards the exit with her at my side. As soon as I got out I looked up into the night sky and felt a plop of water on my face. I looked up curiously and before I knew it, it started raining hard. I couldn’t believe it, it was raining on Malta. It was extremely rare for it to rain but it was wonderful.
“Come on, you don’t want to catch a cold do you?” The redhead asked.
I turned to face her and I smiled.
“Well I guess you could just warm me up afterwards.”
She laughed and we started walking from cover to cover down the street. My head was spinning and I still didn’t understand what the fuck was going on. All I knew was that I was going home with someone I hardly knew and I was going to get laid. We finally made it too the hotel which seemed quite expensive, like royalty expensive if you know what I mean. We walked in and we were greeted by some guy in a blue suit.
“Evening Miss Wells, your room has been prepared.”
The guy looked me over in disgust and said,
“Will you be taking this…man with you?”
She laughed and replied,
“Yes, I will be. What’s left of him anyway.”
The man nodded and then led us to the elevator; he pressed the top floor button and then waited. He kept looking at me in disgust which kind of set me off,
“You got a fucking problem lets take this outside.”
Miss Wells quickly put her hand over my mouth and laughed at the man jokingly,
“He’s just a little off his face at the moment.”
The Doorman looked at me and then back to her and replied,
“Very well ma’am.”
If we were on another planet like Manhattan or somewhere else that comment, off your face would have got me and her kicked out but seeing this is Malta, the Cardi capital, its kind of a normal thing.
Finally after a long wait the elevator came down and Miss Wells (I know her name now, woohoo) helped me into the elevator. She pressed the fifty second floor and then we started going up. My head felt weird as we went up, like it was still down at the bottom floor. Every now and then I had to look at Miss Wells to help me remember what the hell I was doing, I was so tripping out.
I couldn’t help it but I grabbed her ass and she got surprised. I suppose she expected that I was too off my face to do shit. I slowly pulled her towards me and then kissed her on her neck, I felt up and down her back with one hand groping onto her breast with the other. I could here her breathing harder and in my state of mind I felt as if I could hear the whole world. What I didn’t realise was that the elevator stopped awhile ago and an old couple were standing there watching. I finally realised and stopped what I was doing; Miss Wells wondered what I was doing until she turned around and saw the old couple. The old man said to us,
“This is all you young people do anymore, taking drugs and having sex all the time.”
We walked out of the elevator with a smile on our faces and then she started to lead me to her room. Just before the elevator doors closed I heard faintly the old woman say,
“Why don’t you act like that anymore Frank?”
She finally got to the door and she swiped her card, the door opened and I walked in. It was very luxurious and it reminded me of those palace buildings you’d see on Bretonia worlds.
“You want a drink?” Miss Wells asked.
I didn’t hear her and was really tripping while I was looking around. She then tapped me on the shoulder which scared the shit out of me. I turned around and was greeted by a passionate kiss on the lips. Finally she finished and then asked,
“Do you want a drink?”
“Hey, didn’t she ask that before?” I wondered to myself.
I kissed her again and then replied,
“Sure thing.”
She walked into another room and then shouted,
“Make yourself comfortable.”
I took her advice and sat down on one of the chairs, it was so comfy and I seemed to melt into it. Just next to the chair was a button,
“What the hell.” I thought.
I pressed the button and then the chair started to fold back and a chair rest came up, so comfy. I closed my eyes and started to let my mind wander and then I discovered I didn’t know this broads first name, that’s pretty funny. I opened my eyes and was about to shout out to ask her name but there she was, with a dressing down on and a wine glass in her hand.
“Hey, I just realised I don’t know your name.”
She giggled and then lied down next to me, I moved to the side a bit to give her some room.
“Do you have to know? All you really need to know is that you got a gorgeous woman next to you right now that really likes you and wants you now.”
I thought about it for a second and then realised she was right, who cares what her name is. She got something out of her pocket and cracked it and poured it into the wine, I had a feeling it was Cardi which was really cool. She took a sip and then held it above my head, I opened my mouth and she tipped it all in. Some fell too the side but she quickly licked the side of my face to get it all. She got up and then sat down on my lap with each leg on each side; I could feel her grinding on me. She then grabbed her dressing down and opened it up slowly at the front.
“Damn…” I thought “…this was going to be one hell of a night.”
To be continued...
