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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Ultramarine on Feb 11, 2006 8:33:55 GMT 10
OOC:Everyone write a paragraph adding on to the previous persons story and keep it sane i dont want 'UCoS #1 just blew up 27 asswipes and then a OSG frigate comes in and nukes the whole system' and write more then i do im just getting it started.
New Berlin 23.42-21/04/3012
Archimedes walked into the briefing room. 'Its time for a invasion'
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((UCoS))lo3-Meady
CLEARANCE-1 (Provisional)
*burp*
It's pissin down with Mead
Posts: 981
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Meady on Feb 12, 2006 0:58:03 GMT 10
Starring deeply across the council members, he ponders, where would be the best place for a tactical strike. He then came to the realisation, if its hard to solve a dilemma, why not let someone else do it? It was with great thinking, he played E-knee My-Knee Mo and ended up with Falcon. Falcon then from the top of his head yelled "But i don't wanna go2 Tau23 today Maa!"
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 12, 2006 1:08:41 GMT 10
Archimedes slapped Falcon and ran into a corner. He cryed for hours. Meady started calling out to him, he also whistled. "here boy, <whistles>, tuna. TUNA". Meady empty's the can of tuna in Archi's bowl on the floor and then returns to his cricket. Arch is already nose deep into his dinner. Ultramarine sees the plate of Tuna that Archi is eating. "You eating my fuckin food are you m8?" He picks up a bat and approaches Arch. "You'll liek fuckin liek know all that ai?" He throws a crunched up peice of paper at Archi's head. He ignores it. Ultra kicks him in the shoe and runs away. He slams his bedroom door and crys under his pillow.
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Post by ((UCoS))tdf-BlackHawk on Feb 12, 2006 1:27:59 GMT 10
BlackHawk is still asleep on the council members table.Falcon is yellin as loud as he can and butt still no answer from BlackHawk............. Just then Meady screams and starts yelling . He lost the crikit game. which made Meady go into a emotional break down in which he never recovers and now has a permanent twitch in his eyes. which makes Falcon think he is winkin at him and sends him a bad vibe.
Archimedes feels bad for what he did to Ultramarine and get Counciling on his bad food habits . .
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 12, 2006 1:44:42 GMT 10
Archimedes is laying on the couch during a counselling session. He is expressing all his feelings about his job and his counsellor listens closely.
"I just dont know what to think you know. I dont know whether Falcon and Blackhawk wants to do go left or right. That kinda stuff. And then when im flying around Sirius, my dog keeps sniffing my feet. IT'S DAMAGING MY PSYCHOLOGICAL HEALTH!!" Arch drys up his tears with a tissue handed to him by the counsellor.
The counsellor begins again, "it's not you, it's the dog. You are okay. Say it with me, 'Yes I Can'
Arch smiles a bit, "...Yes i can"
"Thats better ... say it again"
"...Yes i Can.... YES I CAN" Arch is happy again
Blackhawk and Falcon kicked open the door with beers in there hands. They are totally smashed. Falcon's hair is sticking up and has a torn uniform. Blackhawk looks like he is about to die. It gives a new meaning to drunk
"AAHHHHH" Falcon screams for no apparent reason. Then he laughs about it. Blackhawk touches his shoulder and it is enough to make him fall flat on his face.
FAlcon squints his eyes to see Arch laying down on the couch. He smiles. "ARCHI!!!1" He unsteadily walks toward him, hisbeer clearly dripping all over the floor. He sits very close to him as if he has extremely narrow vision. "i liek... <hiccup> wanna decare war <burps> ... on ucos"
"Dude, we ARE ucos." Arch informs Falcon.
Falcon is all like wtf. He takes another sip out of the bottle and then drops it over the couch. From the sound, it smashes. "Fuck, your right mate. HAHAHA." he turns to blackhawk who is still unconscious on the ground. he screams to him, "WE ARE UCOS, LOL"
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Post by ((UCoS))tdf-BlackHawk on Feb 12, 2006 1:56:11 GMT 10
Archimedes then thinks wait NOO...... how did you get here Falcon whispering to Blackhawk then turns to Archimedes we flyed DUH.his arms wavin in the air trying to show how he did it..THEN Archmedes runs to the door opens the door to teh garage of the complex And all that BlackHawk and Falcon here is screams.then they here mublin ,I new it Falcon thats the last damn time i let your borrow my Fukin ship.You two are the ones who should be in here. he slaps Falcon and kicks BlackHawk in the head and looks once again at his destroyed ship my DAMN wing is gown wtf !!!!!!!!
BlackHawk wakes up barlety gettin to his feet he notices that Falcon is sittin where the counciler is and ..., hey i ddint know you council ..... Archi still trying to break his door open so he can get in it.... just then Falcon remembers that on teh way to the counciling complex he hit the Rhineland commanders Battleships with a Sunslayer .... the reason why was blackhawk and Falcon were playin a shootin game where BlackHawk fires a Sunslayer and Falcon says pull! and then trys to shoot .
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 12, 2006 2:10:15 GMT 10
A meeting was currently in session with the High and Defence Councils. Everyone is seated around a desk, each with there own PDA. Archimedes is standing at the front next to a holographic display, detailing the next ucos move.
Suddenly he has a great urge. He cant hold it in. He tries but sadly fails. It travels through the entire room. From the other side of the desk, Ultra begins to smell something strange. "Did someone just fuckin fart dere?"
Everyone looks around to see who is guilty. The smell was travelling around the entire room. It was crazy. Archimedes was thinking fuck. His fart was deadlier then the steam of a boiling water.
It was adding humidity in the room, it was dangerous. Then the alarms begin to go off!! CHEMICAL SPILL DETECTED was repeated over comm.
"Fuck off, i wasn't that bad" Archimedes admitted. Now everyone knows who it is. They all rush to the back of the room, some falling over on there way in desperation.
Suddenly men in Hazmat suits run into the room with active flamethrowers pointed at Arch. They pull the triggers, turning him into a torch. But the surrounding gas ignites mildly, no problem.
Once the flamethrowers were out of gas, they put out the flames on Archi with a blanket.
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Post by ((UCoS))tdf-BlackHawk on Feb 12, 2006 2:22:30 GMT 10
BlackHawk sees Falcon come in the room and then drops his beer where ,who ,what THE FUCK. IS that my Baby blanket your puttin the flames out with ahhhh ,Falcon thrust at teh Hazmat suited people fist of fury and knocks one of then out archimedes steps quietly out of the room and heads toward the Escape Pods BlackHawk trys to calm him down butt no affect Falcon turns into the HULK BlackHawk runs and sees Archmedes still a little on fire follows him he knocks him out of the way and gets in teh escape pod Eject DAmnit EJECT!!!!!!!!!!!Archimedes is on teh ground NOOOOOOO You traitor Meady know has a broke leg from Falcon and teh whole place is Kaos just then Ultramarine has a idea........
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 12, 2006 2:35:05 GMT 10
As Falcon rips apart the Meeting Room, Meady is trying to hide himself under a peice of rubble. Blackhawk is attempting to eject the escape pod but it isn't working. Archimedes is on the floor for no apparent reason. ANd Utramarine has an iDEA!!!!
He picks up a crowbar from the side and runs toward Falcon. He then shoves it right up his ass! Falcon screams like hell and smashes his way through the roof to get away. But in doing to, he climbs out through the top of the building and falls off it. A passing by air taxi catches him.
Archimedes gets up and rushes to the escape pod where Blackhawk is trying to escape through. He slaps him several times in the head before finally blowing his head off with his blaster. The guts and brains is all over the seat. He pushes the body out of the pod and then gets in himself.
He launches the pod into space....
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Post by ((UCoS))tdf-BlackHawk on Feb 12, 2006 3:03:02 GMT 10
luckliy when Falcon lands on teh taxi he knocks him self out turning him back into a human.the taxi cab driver comes into the complex brings Falcon lays him on the table then sees a tiny escape pod out the window with someone sayin muhahahah then looks at teh destination we are in cambridge and he is headed to Omicron Alpha destination time 1 year Archimedes notices it and then,yellin and screaming butt bye the time he figires out where the button is he is knocked out by the gases that put him to sleep for the journey . just then the taxi driver notices that BlackHAwk 's head is gone and is apearntly dead .he screams like a little girl butt remeembers that he has a degree in android technology and then says WE CAN rebuild him better,faster ,sronger.
Meady yells why havent anyone called for help my legs im dieing
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 12, 2006 3:26:31 GMT 10
As Archimedes' pod travels through space toward the New York sun, all the LSF pilots cant help but sit back and watch with joy. As if spending the hour drinking coke and eating potato chips was any fun. But then suddenly, Archimedes sees a bright light. And a dude in white robes is walking around space. He like walks straight through my cockpit window and he's all like powerful and stuff. "I'm God" He announces. "The Fuck?" Archi's all like wtf and stuf. "Am i dead?' God sighs, "fucking idiot. Wake up fool. Your not dead till you LOOK dead. Dickhead." He dismisses Arch. Pretending that he doesn't care anymore. "What the fuck, do you wanna go or something?" "let's go then, bitch" "i'll mess you up. you'll be crying." Arch raises his blaster. God raises his finger. "I'll torch you, c--t." "Fine Fine, fair fight then." Archi drops his blaster and then. At the same time, God jumps him. They are both in a massive rumble thing. Punching and kicking eachother on the floor. Pulling eachother's hair and biting. Arch is trying to bend back God's arm, but god is constantly trying to get Arch in the face. Punch after Punch. "FUCK OFF, ILL STAB YOU!!" finally, Arch smashes God in the face with a nearby tool. He's now unconscious. Arch had kicked God's ass. "Prick face." The Escape Pod is suddenly tractored up by a UCoS cruiser commanded by Falcon and Blackhawk. Falcon took a taxi back to hq. And Blackhawk is just there somehow. I dunno. And meady is still in the meeting room with a broken leg
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Ultramarine on Feb 12, 2006 10:41:16 GMT 10
While Archimedes was pondering. God-sitting in the corner of the escape pod, regained conscious and then belted archimedes with his mighty hand. Archimedes used all of his strength to reach Ultramarine and finnaly dragged him self over there. Claps Ultras hand Tag team biatch! Ultra jumps the ropes with his mighty crowbar and starts pelting god with it god fell over and then all this mist starts to rise. Ultramarine is like WTF and then goes back to beating gods face in.
Meady suddenly senses a telepathic phone call and awnswers it "Sir is you're fridge running?" Asked a mysterious voice "Yes" Replyed Meady "Then you better go catch it! Hahahaha f00lbe u just got BBQed bithc pwnage!!!!!" The mysterious voice then hangs up.
"BASTARDS!!!!!" Replyed Meady in a relativly calm voice.
Falcon deciedes to jump the taxi and then sets a coarse for Omicorn Beta
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Post by ((UCoS))tdf-BlackHawk on Feb 13, 2006 4:13:56 GMT 10
just then meady goes to his local store and buys a telepathic caller idea and ,bolts his fridge down. then meady waits RING RING he picks it up looks at the caller idea its comin from haunsolo apartmeant base in Omicron Beta WTF .
just then meady sees archimedes with a bag over his shoulder
Archi what the hell u got in the bag
ye i found out that God has a bounty on him seems like the assasins wANT him or somthin
then Ultarmarine gets a idea while walkin down the street and takin a hobo's lunch on Fith Avenue in Mannhatten /HE sees a tag team restling sign on a bill board and thinks if we can woop god who can stop us then so on makin Ultramarine and Archimedes rich millionaries and they have condos on planet stuggart and planet Cabridgme AND EVEN one in Edinburgh
just then god putts a Law suit againest both they higher lawyers
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Ultramarine on Feb 13, 2006 6:10:54 GMT 10
Ultramarine rushed to the toilet, and then took a giagantic crap in the toilet.
Meady came up to watch...
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 14, 2006 21:42:05 GMT 10
and died from it
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Ultramarine on Feb 15, 2006 19:08:11 GMT 10
Ultramarine rushed up and preformed CPR but forgot he was still doing a shit.
'Clean up in aial four' Then trolly boy CJ came running
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 16, 2006 20:06:27 GMT 10
and killed ultra with a bottle opener. then archimedes steals the chick from ultra's sig
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Ultramarine on Feb 17, 2006 6:01:36 GMT 10
Ultra laughes 'shes only made of cardbored!' enjoy Meady suddenly turned into godzilla
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((UCoS))lo3-Meady
CLEARANCE-1 (Provisional)
*burp*
It's pissin down with Mead
Posts: 981
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Meady on Feb 17, 2006 13:12:09 GMT 10
Meady punches Ultramarine (DKed) and then starts singing "It's peanut butter jelly time!" for 7hours
Just then a flamingo passes the window...everyone turns and starts laughing at the unbelievable concept...Blackhawk then says "aint we flying in Space?"
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Ultramarine on Feb 17, 2006 18:19:42 GMT 10
'Nah we crash landed on some place called earth its full of prostatutes enjoy fellas! just be careful they only have 2 legs' said ultra with shamefull pants
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Post by {-OSG-}Hudson on Feb 17, 2006 18:32:29 GMT 10
OSG Freighter comes into the system and makes an artificial blackhole which kills every UCoS everywhere.
The end CUNTS!
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 17, 2006 18:34:03 GMT 10
but then for some mysterious reason all the body parts of the dead ucos form TOGETHER TO CREATE THE UCoS WORMHOLE MONSTER OF DEATH!!!!!!!!
da da daaaaaa
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Post by {-OSG-}Hudson on Feb 17, 2006 18:34:44 GMT 10
your gay
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 17, 2006 18:35:23 GMT 10
... says arch to hudson
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Ultramarine on Feb 17, 2006 19:14:01 GMT 10
The giagantic Ucos monster then blasts Hudson away never to return,
The monster then discoveres a go back in time without hudson button and presses it everything goes back to how it was before the wormhole only hudson was dead.
Archimedes then bent over
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Post by {-OSG-}Hudson on Feb 17, 2006 19:25:13 GMT 10
and got raped by Jed and his pin dick
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Ultramarine on Feb 17, 2006 19:41:35 GMT 10
OOC: Hay how do you know my name?
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Post by ((UCoS))-Netzy on Feb 18, 2006 15:41:30 GMT 10
And then netsky comes out of nowhere, pulls down his pants and plants a massive turd right infront of everyone, he takes out his camera and snaps a photo with might, as the sweet runs down his shoulders from the tremendous turd, He then finally realises, its over. He stands up and with a smile on his face, walks away and dissapears.. no one knows where he went, even to this day. But we shall all remember his massive shit, and great contribution to this rpg.
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Post by ((UCoS))lo3-Ultramarine on Feb 18, 2006 16:09:29 GMT 10
Ultramarine walked down the hall and slips on Netsky's massive turd and thinks 'Ahh yes Netsky what a great contributer.
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Post by ((UCoS))-Archimedes on Feb 18, 2006 23:54:43 GMT 10
Archimedes walks into he same room and see Ultra lying on the floor. His face is directly on the pile of shit. he's unconscious. Arch kicks his leg but there is no reaction. But Falcon comes around the corner and stops at Ultra's body. "What the fuck"
"i dunno. LOL, he fell in shit", archi replies while laughing
They both stand silent for a minute. Looking for something to break the ice. Then suddently falcon goes random, "wanna wear blue cowboy hats and hit Ultra with kitchen tongs?""
Archimedes thinks about it for a second ".............ok"
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